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Original: 1/13/2006 3:01 AM
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Friday, January 13, 2006

 
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When I was five, I used to make these radio ads for my dad's drugstore.  My mom would then reward me by taking me down the block to Pamida where I would inevitably choose a Marvel® superhero (unless of course, I went to Ben Franklin to buy baseball cards).  Since I had such success as a youngster, I thought I'd make another radio commercial. (Who knows, maybe my parents will bring me a pack of cards when they come to visit at the end of January) 

[Commercial] 

me:  (whistling)  . 

CVM: What's going on?

me:  Oh.  I just signed up

Crazy-voice Man:  For what?  For the army?  That's carayyyyzie!!

me: No, silly, for a the SxSw music festival (www.sxsw.com). 

Crazy-voice Man:  What's that?  It sounds carayyyyzie!!

me:  Oh.  Don't you know?  It's the biggest independent music festival in the whole wide world.  I signed up today (before January 13th) and saved 10%.   

Crazy-voice Man:  10% that's a lot of money!  Wow.  Music festival.  Awesome.  Can I come to?  It'll be super carayyyzie fun times!!

me:  Uh.  I don't know.  I'll have to go ask my mom.

Announcer:  That's right, SxSw music festival is coming to Austin, TX from March 15-19.  Get your tickets now and then tell Adam ASAP so he doesn't have to go with Mr. Crazy Voice!

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Well done, Adam. Which Marvel superhero would you like?
Posted 1/13/2006 9:58 AM by RDGStout - reply

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Good JOB, Adam!!!  I think that is what I used to say to you way backthen.( Come to think of it-don't believe I've done any ads for the ole drug store since You and I did  some together. ) Oh- Bruce just said-that's becuz my taste in toys and trinkets he couldn't afford, and still can't.  True.  I thought you'd bring up the sad stories of how I never let you pick out the bad guys- only the good guys.  Oh, it's true. I didn't want to encourage you into E-vil. Now look at you...you're as bald as that creepy,evil baby ! I wonder how you would've turned out if I'd only let you pick out and play with the bad anti-superheros...
Posted 1/15/2006 12:45 AM by savannajanna - reply


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